billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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