yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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