I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
