I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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