if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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