Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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