I am puke
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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