I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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