it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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