Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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