its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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