I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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