this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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