i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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