so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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