Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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