life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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