Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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