She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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