That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
