is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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