Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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