I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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