Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Of course I have a pirate flag
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
The adults are the big ones right?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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