just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is Oprah even human
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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