after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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