and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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