Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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