he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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