just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
if i died would you start the facebook group?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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