I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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