and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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