After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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