You're completely useless in the revolution.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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