My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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