You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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