How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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