Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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