If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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