Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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