the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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