she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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