Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My life is pants optional.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
