do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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