We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
