I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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