i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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