White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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