i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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