would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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